Around eight o’clock today I had Toni over to play board games, and around 10:25 we heard screaming. Now there is a mouse hiding in our basement.
Apparently the story is this:
Abby was alone in the screened-door living room watching the Olympics, when she noticed a thing walk through the front door. She didn’t know what it was, so she didn’t say anything. Only when my father walked into the room did Abby point it out.
“There’s a thing by the door.” she said.
“What thing?”
“That thing.” she pointed.
“That’s not a thing, that’s a mouse.” said my father, who proceeded to chase it down the stairs with a broom.
At this point, both Max the dog and my mother were screaming.
“Get the broom!” my mother told Abby.
“Dad already has the broom.”
“I seen two by the cupboard earlier! Hurry, go get it!”
Abby rushed to the cupboard, only to find no trace of anything even resembling a broom.
“It’s not here!” Abby said.
“Well where is it?” asked my mother.
“I don’t know.”
“Well I didn’t take it.”
“Isn’t it in the basement?”
“Why would it be in the basement?” asked my mother, hearing the muffled swears of my father and quickly growing more frantic than she already was.
“Isn’t that why you got the new one? So the old one could be for the basement?”
“Where’s the broom, Abby?” she asked.
“I don’t know!”
And this was when we walked in.
“What’s going on?” I asked over yells and bright lights and dog barks.
“There’s a mouse.” said my mom.
I peered down the basement steps to see a chair thrown across the room, then at Toni, then said, “I’m going to my room.”
Which I did, but not before I heard her say, “Shut the door, Abby. This mouse is not leaving.”
Abby did as she was told. “I don’t want to see it dead.”
“Well neither do I, but no mouse walks through the door of my house and just leaves.”
And that was what was happening in my house at 10:25 on a Saturday night. Toni left almost immediately afterwards, which was convenient for her as a person who hates mice and crawly things. As soon as she left I darted across the road to my grandmother’s who had a bag of mouse traps waiting. When I returned, I witnessed a riveting argument between Samuel and my dad about whether to use cheese or peanut butter to catch our fugitive, and now I am on watch duty.
I sit with my back against the stove, watching the towel and wrench boxes set against the bottom of the door for any small quiver of movement, which, in normal circumstances, would only be a boring thing to do. But I am actually pretty bad at it because over the occasional snap of a mouse trap, muted grunt or heated conversation, the Olympics are still on TV.