So what are you guys in town for?
We’re camping!
Nice! Are you guys driving around?
Yeah, we rented a van to take us there.
Is that the Mystery Machine parked outside?
Yes.
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I love the hair!
Thank you! The trick is to run a lawn mower over it every morning.
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You know how I always look for crazy t-shirts?
Yes.
Well, look what I found.
“Ever get the feeling that life is a bird and you’re a parked car?” Well, yes. Some days. Some days that’s true.
And I got this one for Anne.
She could wear that as a dress.
Do you think she will? That’s why I bought it for her.
I could see her in it. She likes that color.
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I’m a gap filler.
That’s a great title!
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You’ve been writing, I hope?
A little bit. Not as much I used to.
Here. Touch my arm. Maybe it will get rid of my block.
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Yes, I think it did. I can feel it already.
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Ah cute! Look how cute the rainbow sprinkles are!
This whole place is cute.
It really is.
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And here’s your cinnamon roll!
Thank you very much.
You’re welcome. Have a great day!
Rotted Apple 