What can I get you?
Something cold.
Something cold? Well, we make a pretty good iced-coffee, if you like sweet.
I’m more of a bitter person. I usually drink my coffee black.
Okay! We can do black iced-coffee too.
Do you have anything thick? More like an iced-capp?
Yep! We can do an iced-latte.
Sounds perfect. I’ll have one of those.
Sure! What flavour would you like?
Um.
We’re out of vanilla, though, but everything else there we have.
What about fat-free vanilla?
That’s there? Whoops. We’re out of that too.
I’ll get coconut then.
Good choice.
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So where are you guys from?
I’m from Australia, and my girlfriend is from Montreal.
Oh, wow! So are you guys on a road trip?
Yeah! We’re exploring New Brunswick and Nova Scotia. We’re on our way to Kouchibagoo.
Kouchibouguac?
Yeah, there.
You were close.
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You’ll be dancing.
Yeah, dancing to the death.
It will be a death dance battle for sure.
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I hear you make a pretty great iced-coffee.
I do! I do that.
Okay. I’ll take one of those.
What flavour would you like?
Um.
Just don’t say vanilla. Anything but vanilla.
Is it from the flavour shots?
Yep!
Well it’s usually salted-caramel anyway, so salted-caramel!
Coming right up!
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Rotted Apple 