Someone’s hung over. – person standing with him as they wait to cross the street.
Ew, god you smell bad. – Shoppers DrugMart cashier.
Please don’t look at me. – stranger in her parked car as he passes by.
What a slob. – restaurant employee.
I wish he would quit and go away. –coworker.
Phew. Can’t see us being friends. – person who finds first impressions important.
I hope he goes through Tyler’s cash and not mine. – grocery store clerk.
I feel bad for him. – people-watcher.
Gosh, he makes me uncomfortable. – his niece.
I wish he would look after himself better. – his brother.
Why can’t he try harder? – his girlfriend.
You’re perfect the way you are. – him.
Rotted Apple 